Dumb fucks at my school: WHAT DIRECTION DO FIVE GAY GUYS WALK?
Me: Fuck off
Them: ONE DIRECTION RGHLJWERG HAHHAHAH WGURHSULEF
Me: Do you know how many times I've heard that
Me: Do you know how un-fucking-amused I am right now.
Them: HAHAHA OHRWG OMG I'M SUCH A GENIUS HOW DO I COME UP WITH THIS.
Me: It's all over the inter-
Them: I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M NOT A COMEDIAN I'M SO FUCKING HILARIOUS.
Me: I will literally kill you and your whole family.
Me: *Pulls out knife*
Me: Your first born is mine, bitch.
